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Sep 1

Single Heroes (Take It Back From Him) - collab with Dettsu
Sam 'Apitong' Zabala

samapitongzabala:

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HEY GAIS! remember Dettsu’s Single Ladies parody for Captain America?

She allowed me to do it. With her permission, I tweaked her lyrics a little bit and she officially called it a collab XD

Single Heroes (Take It Back from Him)
based on Beyonce’s Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
(Started by izzytheeverythingflagdemonessforevahyoung-nesseheheheh-lokiddoctordonna10what-theface; Completed and fully written by Dettsu; Sang [and tweaked a bit] by me)
Original Lyric Post: [x]

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Up in New York
Just thawed out
Doin’ an Avenger’s thing

They talked me up
Loki sucks
And Coulson is obsessed with me

He up on me, he up on me
Don’t pay him any attention
I’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and Hulk
Out doing this avenging biz

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his Chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his Chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

I got Barton in the sky
Romanov the spy
Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air

Stark flies by
I’m on stand by
Thor brings his hammer and his glorious hair

We’re on a mission, did I mention
Loki’s getting all the attention
But we gotta do this task
Shawarmas for the last
So Hulk, beat the crap outta him

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his Chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
Close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

We won’t treat him to the things of this world
Justice has been served
Freedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve

Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes it
So we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyond
Oh, Laufeyson

Now you’re really done
In the void, you’ll be alone
And like a ghost, you’ll be gone

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
Close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter,
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh

Loki’s gone now so we can do the all sh.. we like
Stop by Peggy in her retirement home some day
Clint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still alive
Bruce and Tony’s doing science, Fury’s on vacay

Oh oh oh

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(^Dettsu’s art)

Sep 1

robbidybobbin:

Some alien guy came to earth 
converted you now I’m hurt 
tesseract we couldn’t convert 
and now you’re in our way

trade my sidekick for you back 
with arrows all dressed in black 
we’re not the ones to attack 
but now you’re in our way

Black Widow’s on hulk duty 
Coulson’s grabbing Tony 
I’ve got Captain “Bone Me” 
Where you think you’re going, Loki?

Hey, I just met you, 
And this is crazy, 
You’ve been in a coma, 
So join me, maybe?

It’s hard to look right, 
At you baby, 
Hammer of lightning? 
Uhm, join me, maybe?

Hey, I just met him, 
He’s kind of scary, 
That green “other guy” 
So join me, maybe?

And I know you’re used to 
Like, killing Nazis 
It’s not the forties 
So join me, maybe?

It was real sad that he died 
I tried to save him, I tried 
Don’t tell nobody I cried 
But this could be the way

I won’t let this be the end 
Convince them to get revenge 
Give them something to avenge 
Yes this is the way

Black Widow’s on hulk duty 
Coulson’s grabbing Tony 
I’ve got Captain “bone me” 
Where you think you’re going, Loki?

Hey, I just met you, 
And damn your sexy 
The god of mischief 
you’re bat shit crazy

It’s hard to look right, 
At those baby 
Your abs are gorgeous 
So join me, maybe?

Hey, welcome back man 
oh this is crazy 
and with your arrows 
You’re looking sexy

And I know you’re into 
that one girl peggy 
but she’s like eighty 
So join me, maybe?

Before you came and joined the team 
We were boned, so bad 
we had like no chance 
We were so, so fucked

Before you came and joined the team 
We were boned so bad 
we had like no chance 
We were so, so fucked

It’s hard to not look, 
At you baby, 
Girl power kicks ass, 
So join me, maybe

I know I’ve met you, 
and I must be crazy 
But grab your damn suit 
And join me, maybe

You know your little bro 
Keeps trying to kill me 
But you seem pretty okay 
So join us, maybe

Before you came and joined the team 
We sucked like, so hard 
We had no like, no chance 
Yeah, we were so, so fucked

Before you came and joined the team 
We were tots def losing 
And you should know that 
So join us, maybe

Sep 1

I like to think he uses sarcasm to hide/cover up his cuddlinessxD I can imagine him being all "Oh Cap do yoh want a cuddle?" in the most sarcastic voice but he secretly wants itxD ~mirage!anon <3

Anonymous

bwahahaha!! yeeees, or being all “Pshhh, what? I don’t want to cuddle with you. Cuddling sucks. Don’t even think of touching me," and Steve pulls him close and Tony is protesting and trying to get away, but deep down loves it <3

Sep 1

Do you consider yourself to be more of a ticklee or tickler? Personal preference? :3

Anonymous

hmmm… seeing that I didn’t have a lot of experience in that matter, I consider myself a ticklee who has the makings of a very good tickler. just need to find a willing subject.. any volunteers??

personal preference.. ticklee for now. could use a good tickle *sigh*

Sep 1

askyourfavouriteotp:

This is for Tony: What would you do if you saw people hitting on Steve?
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"…."

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"…."

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"Who dares to touch property of Stark Industries?!?!"

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"Ah, my Iron Dork…"

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"I mean it!! Give me names!!"

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"See? That’s why you don’t make Tony jealous. Tony, hide these guns away!!"